CENTURION (2010) THREE TOP HATS
Several years ago, Neil Marshall was my favorite up and coming horror movie director. He came out with the awesome, bloody, action packed “Dog Soldiers” and followed that up with one of the only...
View ArticleEDEN LAKE (2008) THREE TOP HATS
The way I see it, back in 2002 Eli Roth, with Cabin Fever, by his own words, brought horror back to the way it used to be: gruesome, bloody and a load of unclothed bodies. To follow, in 2003 we got...
View ArticlePROMETHEUS (2012) FOUR TOP HATS
Now that “Pröm” is out here in the U.S., reviews are starting top pop up all over the place, so, after a very trying (yet fun) day yesterday in small town America, here comes mine. I know there are...
View ArticleINGLORIOUS BASTERDS (2009) FOUR NAZI SCALPS
I don’t know what I’m doing here today. I don’t know what dumb ole me could say about this that hasn’t already been said by much better people and writers than me… I really love most of this movie...
View ArticleSHITFEST 2014: SUMMER ~ X-Men: Days of Future Past (2014)
BY: SIR ANONYMOUS (And no, it’s not me, I liked this movie) When I saw Mr. IPC’s invite to Shitfest Summer 2014, I was pretty excited. We all like be vulgar and express ourselves from time to time and...
View ArticleSHITFEST 2014: SUMMER ~ JONAH HEX (2010)
BY: DIGITAL SHORTBREAD Shitfest summer ’14 – ‘Jonah hex’ Jonah Hex is a boner-killer, despite a Megan Fox pre-face job. It is actually almost suicide-inducingly bad. If it were a person it might be...
View ArticleISAACS’ ELEVEN: ELEVEN MOVIES I WATCHED OVER THE SUMMER
CALL GIRL OF CTHULU (2014) THREE TOP HATS I thought this was pretty fun for a movie called Call Girl of Cthulhu but some of it didn’t make much sense. Like – why were those two girls making out all of...
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